winneganfake | New Artwork! ...and a ransom demand?? (Reply)

LXB: Propaganda 1 by =Winneganfake on deviant ART

Yep, it's time to start fighting back against the usual slew of holiday crap we all start seeing this time of year.

Which, of course, means you should be properly armed with the right tools to display for it. Like this one.

Like it? Want to print off as many copies of it as you want on your office photocopier to stick all over your coworker's obnoxious cubicle nativity scene?

Well, I'm holding it for ransom. I've got these lusciously big high-resolution printing files, and a set of desktop wallpapers based off this, all just waiting to get freed up for download. And they're staying chained up on my computer right where they are until I'm paid the amount of ransom in full.

Now, since I'm a nice kidnapper, I'm not setting the ransom amount very high- it's only one hundred dollars in total. And no one person has to pay that amount- you can all just throw whatever amount you're comfortable with in the pot, and it all builds up towards the total. Once the ransom demand has been met, I'll make sure to notify everyone by whatever means are possible, and you'll be able to grab the files for free. So even if you can't pay a cent, if you help spread the word, it'll make it available that much faster.

So how do you pay the ransom? There's two ways- if you order a copy of the print from my print shop, my profits from that sale (note, not the full print price- just the share I get from DeviantArt) will get counted towards that total. Or, you can send in ransom payments via paypal to dmitri@tormentedartifacts.com- just make sure to include the phrase "Free the LXB" in the notes or somewhere on it, so I know what to put the money towards. Even just a dollar or two helps get everyone towards the ransom goal. Got questions? Ask 'em. Got payments? Send them in- our eager kidnappers are waiting to untie these files and turn them loose.