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Aug. 10th, 2004 06:57 amFour.
The revolution is coming. I could smell it in the salt air this morning on my ride in to work.
VIVE LA REVOLUCION!
Even now my genetically engineered army of howler monkeys is quiretly going to work, infiltrating locations of strategic importance in the Seattle area. Should you see any overly large monkey dressed in overcoats and fedoras today, DO NOT BE ALARMED. Simply turn and walk away in the other direction. Do not approach the monkeys, look them in the eyes, or offer them a back waxing. They hate that. The monkeys are not there to hurt anyone, only to cause chaos on the Blessed and Holy Day.
The revolution is coming. I could smell it in the salt air this morning on my ride in to work.
VIVE LA REVOLUCION!
Even now my genetically engineered army of howler monkeys is quiretly going to work, infiltrating locations of strategic importance in the Seattle area. Should you see any overly large monkey dressed in overcoats and fedoras today, DO NOT BE ALARMED. Simply turn and walk away in the other direction. Do not approach the monkeys, look them in the eyes, or offer them a back waxing. They hate that. The monkeys are not there to hurt anyone, only to cause chaos on the Blessed and Holy Day.
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