Cry hands for me! (An odd request for help)

So, we managed to do most of the assembly work on plaidbrat's industrial sewing machine. However, once we got to the almost-finished stage we're at, we ran into a problem- the legs went on backwards. This wouldn't be too hard to fix, except that the machine's oil reserve has already been filled, which means we can't flip the table over to unscrew the legs, nor can we strip off the machinery. So I need to know if there's anyone willing to drop by tonight (around 7 or so) and wield a mighty screwgun to remove, rotate, and reattach the legs while I'm busy keeping the table upright (It's about 100 lbs of dead weight in it's current state.). Name your price if you're free and willing.