The shit I talk about on IM......

[16:10] WinneganFake: That and I still need a cricket bat.
[16:11] inaurolillium: you are not permitted to have a cricket bat. ever.
[16:11] WinneganFake: why?
[16:12] inaurolillium: because you would do bad things with it
[16:12] WinneganFake: No I wouldn't- I'd champion the cause of Righteousness!
[16:12] inaurolillium: as i said, bad things
[16:13] WinneganFake: Whacking ministers with a cricket bat that has the word *GOD* etched into it is not a bad thing.
[16:13] inaurolillium: yes it is
[16:13] inaurolillium: it is a thing which can get you put in jail, and this is bad
[16:14] inaurolillium: bill says security firms are always hiring for nights and weekends, and that they start at $10-12/hr
[16:14] WinneganFake: But-but-but.
[16:14] WinneganFake: Damnit. Minister-whacking should pay better.
[16:14] inaurolillium: it does not
[16:15] inaurolillium: many people like their ministers
[16:15] WinneganFake: But it's divine inspiration!
[16:15] inaurolillium: no it isn't
[16:16] inaurolillium: infernal inspiration, possibly