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May some higher power somewhere grant me:

The idealism to delude myself into thinking that better times may lie ahead.
The wisdom to not kill my coworkers in front of witnesses.
The determination and energy to survive for another five hours.
And the ability to make my supervisor shut the fuck up. Or to kill people with my brain, I'm not picky.


This day so needs to be over, right now.

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Today, I managed to ride Lenin to and from work today! Recovery! Duct Tape! Speed! Go!

Of course, two days ago, I learned that my accident has now given me a KEWL SUPERPOWER.

I can now.... are you ready for this? Predict the weather.

Pretty much every joint from my right hip on down goes into stiffness and stabbity levels of ache when it starts getting seriously cold out. The freeze, it is a-coming.