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Quote of the morning (delivered in response to a Trader Joe's meringue): "It looks like Tim Burton."

I no longer have an off-switch at night. The only thing that lets me get tired enough for sleep is actually working on something. That's good, but kinda depressing.

My stress level has taken an immediate and unprecendented jump through the roof. If I bite anyone's head off today, my apologies in advance.

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Bring me the head of St. Joan the Just, the entrails of a young donkey, the steaming balls of Genghis Khan, three live crows, twelve habaneros, one lobster (in shell), a bottle of cheap whiskey, two tomatoes, the entire dairy production of Wisconsin for an hour, and some matzah.

I'm in the mood for soup.

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And while we're at it, I- HEY! YOU! YOU BEHIND THE BENCHES!!!!!