The only way I can accurately describe to you how I currently feel is this: take every snot-based monstrosity ever put to page by a D&D fanboy/freelancer who even remotely thought they could write. Now, shove them all up my nose. And this is after taking every single antihistamine and decongestant I have that's safe to combine. Allergy season is definitely upon us. Ugh.
So help me, all this snot will NOT turn itself into a sinus infection. Not allowable, damnit.