There's a reason I don't typically start posting first thing in the morning. Here's a good example of why.
Ladies and gentlemen, for those of you wondering, waiting, and questioning the very existence of such a thing, I have found for you the true face of modern day magic. And he was directly hiding under our noses.

Yes. That's right. The guy from the Old Spice commercials. Look at him. Now look at me. Now look at him more closely. No, you won't see a third nipple, or a subtle animation replacing his head with the Fourth Sigil of Enkidu or anything. Go hit up youtube and watch him in action. I won't place an embed here, simply because we're all already aware of the hypnotic power of such a thing. But look at what happens in the background. The man has a handle on the stuff of reality itself, as it changes and bends to his very will. At the end. Do we see him on the horse, simply because he wills it so, is the horse truly there, or has his power simply convinced us into seeing a horse, whether actual living equestrian or simple figment? Regardless of the truth, it doesn't matter whether the horse is real or not- Old Spice guy has changed our perception of reality, if not reality itself with (much like some porn) the insertion of a horse. Rationality at this point may be damned- we have proof of reality-changing magic.
This post has now turned into diamonds. Go buy a fucking shirt.
Ladies and gentlemen, for those of you wondering, waiting, and questioning the very existence of such a thing, I have found for you the true face of modern day magic. And he was directly hiding under our noses.

Yes. That's right. The guy from the Old Spice commercials. Look at him. Now look at me. Now look at him more closely. No, you won't see a third nipple, or a subtle animation replacing his head with the Fourth Sigil of Enkidu or anything. Go hit up youtube and watch him in action. I won't place an embed here, simply because we're all already aware of the hypnotic power of such a thing. But look at what happens in the background. The man has a handle on the stuff of reality itself, as it changes and bends to his very will. At the end. Do we see him on the horse, simply because he wills it so, is the horse truly there, or has his power simply convinced us into seeing a horse, whether actual living equestrian or simple figment? Regardless of the truth, it doesn't matter whether the horse is real or not- Old Spice guy has changed our perception of reality, if not reality itself with (much like some porn) the insertion of a horse. Rationality at this point may be damned- we have proof of reality-changing magic.
This post has now turned into diamonds. Go buy a fucking shirt.