Let me put this simply. In eighteen more days, you're going to be lost- adrift on the very seas of time and space itself. Reduced to just one more wanderer in the infinite cosmos without map or compass to point you in the proper direction of normal, straightforward progression through time.
I have your map. Right here:
To top that, today is the last day that you can get it both at 25% off of the usual price and get it shipped to you for free. That's right. Dirt cheap, plus free shipping. And that combined deal ends tonight. Need your guidebook for temporal occurrences for the next year? Need a calendar that'll sppok the hell out of Aunt Matilda? Then you need this. Need I say more?