An drinking song,

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For a drinking day:


Three irishmen,
Three irishmen,
diggin' in a ditch.
One called the other
a dirty son of a
Peter Murphy had a dog,
A dirty dog was he.
Gave it to his ladyfriend
to keep her company.
She pet it,
She fed it,
She taught it how to jump.
Jumped up her petticoat
And bit her in the
Country boy,
German boy,
Sittin' on a rock
Along came a bumblebee
And stung him on the
Cocktail,
Ginger Ale,
Fifteen cents a glass.
Now if you don't
Like this song
You can shove it up you
Ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies,
And if you get hit by a bucket of shit
Make sure to close your eyes.