winneganfake | Damnit Jim, I'm a lunatic, not a fanfic judge! (Reply)

Good morning humanity. I should really know better than to click unknown links just shortly after waking up, however, the caffeine had not kicked in enough to prevent me from looking at this first thing this morning. Go ahead. You know you want to see it. You know you want to see why I think the human race is no longer fit for survival in this world. Really, you do. (And look, after that much disclaimer, if you can't figure that it's NSFW, you need to recheck your contextual and subtext plugins.)