The twits just keep coming...

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• 13:49 ATTENTION SINNERS: You may amuse me now. #TalkLikeWarrenEllis talklikewarrenellis.com
• 17:19 2 seconds into painting a bone-mask, and my ivory paint has run out. Curse you, my bad sense of timing!!!
• 18:04 Awww, it's almost cute! bit.ly/ViZw8
• 18:05 Also, good morning world. My brain appears to have stepped in something most foul.
• 21:51 First they came for my salt, and I didn’t speak up, because I thought over-salty food was bad too.
• 21:52 Then they came for my beans and nuts, and I didn’t speak up, because I didn't eat much of them anyways.
• 21:53 Then they came for my red meats, and while I shed a tear for my lost beef and chicken drumsticks, I didn’t speak up.
• 21:55 Then they came for my bacon, and I broke my hockey stick over
  the head of every last damnnable food-taking illnesses for their insolence.
• 22:26 @deathfolk @stevengsaunders YES, THE BACON. Rest assured that they now lie in broken piles on the floor.
• 22:34 @deathfolk @stevengsaunders Cops have better things to do than get killed. This kind of thing calls for vigilante justice. Swift and brutal
• 22:44 @deathfolk @stevengsaunders Look, bub, I'm an atheist for a reason- prayers to your gods are never as good as a homemade flame-gun blast.
• 22:45 Oh, why hello there, all you new spam-bot followers. Like the blasphemy? Good. You'll be the first up against the wall shortly.
• 22:47 And those of you following on Facebook, I pity you the context you're missing. Deep, meaningful context. Y'all should be on Twitter instead
22:50 @deathfolk That's just the point- bury the man in nonsensical Twitters until he goes mad. or starts writing a new comic based on it.
• 23:03 @deathfolk @stevengsaunders Actually we CAN, so long as we go with psychoanalyzation and realize that these gods are just our own psyches.
• 23:08 @deathfolk @stevengsaunders It'd also go a long way towards explaining those melted-cheese tentacles around his mouth.
• 23:11 @deathfolk @stevengsaunders Bah- he should be doing that more often anyways- I need the promotion for my dark pla- *ahem* my new artwork.
• 23:14 @stevengsaunders Ok, that first panel? I LOL'd. maybe even peed a little.
• 23:19 @deathfolk Bah- if you think that's confusing, you should see my desk at the moment.
• 23:21 @stevengsaunders @deathfolk This slogan demands merchandise!
• 23:23 @stevengsaunders Let's just say...right idea, wrong orifice.
• 23:25 @stevengsaunders Yeah. Sure. Go with that.
• 23:29 Ok, kids- time for me to trundle off to bed. Kids. Yeah. Here's a scary one- I'm now a PTA member. They'll force me to admit I'm an adult!
• 10:15 @drsteel Excellent! And downright sexy to boot!
• 10:33 Currently rocking out to- Folsom Prison Blues: bit.ly/PtS1g

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