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[winneganfake]

I need monkeys.

Specifically, media-hysteria-inducing monkeys that have no purpose than to promote my stuff. It's the only way I am going to get shit out to the masses at this point I'm thinking, because god knows I have not enough time to do the following:

Build the Tormented Artifacts site
Photoshop all product images for said site
Get stock built for both Moonday (Nov 29th) and Cirque du Noc.
Pump out the remaining two tracks for Cycle: One
Edit and write up new content for Visions.
Promote the Cycle:Zero disc and Mperia tracks across the net.
Promote the T/A site and find some affiliates.
Figure out how to transfer my domain registration over to dreamhost.

GAH!

Anyone wanna be a monkey? Or know of some good, really cheap monkeys?

Comments

[rowansilverwing.livejournal.com]

if you have something you know I can do my services come in trade(cash is good to).

[winneganfake.livejournal.com]

How steady and strong would you say your hands are these days?

That or how comfortable are you taking care of a wee'un?

[rowansilverwing.livejournal.com]

very steady not so strong.

wee'un = childling?

[winneganfake.livejournal.com]

Ok, scratch cutting 1/4 inch sheet rubber then.

Yep.

[rowansilverwing.livejournal.com]

I am cool with taking care of childlings

[fear-the-cow.livejournal.com]

I'm a good photoshop monkey....

[winneganfake.livejournal.com]

It's a lot of editing. Background removals, image resizing, and a lot of it is identifying different shades of black at close proximity. Probably better if I stick to the photoshopping mysel, since I know the pix so damn well. Thanks for the offer, though.

[m-cobweb.livejournal.com]

I was supposed to be an editing monkey for Visions, as I recall. I should still have the file, so I should perhaps get started on that.

[winneganfake.livejournal.com]

That would be wonderful!