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Jul. 23rd, 2004 02:35 pmOk, people, I'm bored off my ass at work, and if I can get some good new ideas from this I can technically write it off as research. So, here we go.
The zombies are coming- you can see them just up the block from where you live. Being the rational type of person you are, you decide it's time to kick some zombie ass. What three items can you grab from your real (as in stuff you actually own, not what you'd like to own) house/garage/backpack to use as weapons.
Here's the challenge part- none of these items can be anything considered to be a "normal" weapon (eg guns, swords, anything classified or sold specifically as a weapon).
For myself:
A baseball bat.
Cordless hedge trimmer
a 5 gallon can of gasoline stuffed with rags for use as a rather large molotov cocktail.
Fine.
Multiple aerosol spray cans and my lighter. (flamethrower effect)
Meat Cleaver.
Digital Camera (so I can steal their souls.....)
So, what's yours?
The zombies are coming- you can see them just up the block from where you live. Being the rational type of person you are, you decide it's time to kick some zombie ass. What three items can you grab from your real (as in stuff you actually own, not what you'd like to own) house/garage/backpack to use as weapons.
Here's the challenge part- none of these items can be anything considered to be a "normal" weapon (eg guns, swords, anything classified or sold specifically as a weapon).
For myself:
Cordless hedge trimmer
a 5 gallon can of gasoline stuffed with rags for use as a rather large molotov cocktail.
Fine.
Multiple aerosol spray cans and my lighter. (flamethrower effect)
Meat Cleaver.
Digital Camera (so I can steal their souls.....)
So, what's yours?