Jun. 25th, 2008
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Jun. 25th, 2008 08:26 pmRules: Post 3 things you've done that you believe nobody else on your F-list has done. Indulge in remorse if someone calls you out on a listed item.
1- Caused a supposedly disused propane storage tank to explode by lobbing a frozen watermelon at it.
2- Regularly defenestrated myself for a one-year period.
3- At LEAST once a week, my lovely, charming, talented wife, on whom the sun rises and set, does soething to scare the motherfucking goddamned flaming shit from hell out of me. That, or somehow physically damage me. Take your pick.
1- Caused a supposedly disused propane storage tank to explode by lobbing a frozen watermelon at it.
2- Regularly defenestrated myself for a one-year period.
3- At LEAST once a week, my lovely, charming, talented wife, on whom the sun rises and set, does soething to scare the motherfucking goddamned flaming shit from hell out of me. That, or somehow physically damage me. Take your pick.