From Twitter 12-04-2010

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Emperor! We come for you!

The little and big stuff has been bogging me down the last few days. Therefore, if I want results, I shall obviously have to poke myself or other things with sticks to get them. To which end, I am unleashing my armies of destruction. Dispatched forth in their train, a monstrous iron beast that burns the tears of orphans for fuel and whistles screams in pitches undreamt of by man or beast, they ride, To pillage, to plunder, to conquest, rebellion, and virtuous anarchy- upon their lips, a fierce battle cry, as the fierce wind stirs through their barbaric hair, for they know their enemy, and he shall fear their coming.....

EMPEROR OF ALL TEARS! WE COME FOR YOU!
Surrender or perish.