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[winneganfake]

How do I frighten and annoy people? It's not the "secret black magick" spellbooks.
It's not the knives in the entry hall.
It's not even the gasmask art or the rubber design stuff.

Nope, It's by channeling my inner Jewish Mother.


I'm so going to hell.

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[mskoi.livejournal.com]

I have one too. I never realized it until the other day... a friend caught me going, "Nooooo I don't care, I'll stay right here, you go have a good time" while nursing an injury and coughing periodically.

[darkmane.livejournal.com]

They must have watched The Hebrew Hammer.

[winneganfake.livejournal.com]

That or too much Seinfeld. Of course, that show makes me crap my pants in fear and disgust on a regular basis as is.

[darkmane.livejournal.com]

Seinfeld had a triple thumbs down on TiVo from me.

[winneganfake.livejournal.com]

Your TiVo has three hands? Damn, that's talent.


So, does it make breakfast as well?

[darkmane.livejournal.com]

Lazy bastard just lies on it's side by the TV all day and all night. If it weren't so good at telling me what was on TV I'd chuck it out the window.

[winneganfake.livejournal.com]

Damn.
My condolences.

[inaurolillium.livejournal.com]

Neither. You plaing Jewish mother was just too fucked up for words, especially with your remarks about me failing my bat mitzvah test. I mean, WTF?