You fail to understand some very, very important things about what constitute fashion faux-pas. Men are not the judges of female fashions, they are the targets. Other women are the judges. Fashion faux-pas let us know what will cause the women around us to make catty remarks both behind our backs and to our faces, what will raise or lower our social status, and many other small things. The point of fashion is to walk a fine line between enticing and frustrating men.
Panty lines are disapproved of because they make it too easy for you. I mean, duh. Velcro is not sexy. To take you literally, velcro is bulky and ruins the lines of the extremely tight clothing you're advocating, and in that same clothing, it simply won't keep it closed for more than one or two wearings. To take you less literally, well, honestly, we like watching you stare in puzzlement at the fastenings. It's funny. That's why they're there. The same with too tight clothing. Not only is it uncomfortable and unsuitable for many, but we want to frustrate and challenge you. It amuses us. And, let's face it, the frustration we give you is the best entertainment we're likely to get out of an awful lot of men.
Women are evil. That's why we do what we do to you men. I thought you knew that.
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Date: 2005-10-06 07:27 am (UTC)Panty lines are disapproved of because they make it too easy for you. I mean, duh.
Velcro is not sexy. To take you literally, velcro is bulky and ruins the lines of the extremely tight clothing you're advocating, and in that same clothing, it simply won't keep it closed for more than one or two wearings. To take you less literally, well, honestly, we like watching you stare in puzzlement at the fastenings. It's funny. That's why they're there.
The same with too tight clothing. Not only is it uncomfortable and unsuitable for many, but we want to frustrate and challenge you. It amuses us. And, let's face it, the frustration we give you is the best entertainment we're likely to get out of an awful lot of men.
Women are evil. That's why we do what we do to you men. I thought you knew that.