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Oct. 10th, 2007 07:09 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
winneganfakeJesus H Christ on a pogo stick!
There's the better part of a colony of wasps hanging out on my porch right now. they must have been attracted by the porch light, and they're staring thanks to what little warmth seeps out from the door and the window that lead onto the porch. But they're staying there right now, hanging around the light sources, smoking cigarettes, trash-talking the spiders, prepping themselves for stinging the unwary, and constantly staring at me with their solid black, multifaceted, orbs of pure hatred and malice. This so-called-illusion is not helped by the fact that I am both slightly phobic and beesting-allergic when it comes to the little fuckers.
Sadly, we currently lack any anti-wasp weaponry in our home arsenal, but that will not last for long, especially if this continues- tonight, homemade traps. Tomorrow, should those fail, chemical warfare. Those fuckers are messing with an artist that uses large quantites of spray-on shellac, not to mention other wonderful toxic substances. Bastards are going down.
There's the better part of a colony of wasps hanging out on my porch right now. they must have been attracted by the porch light, and they're staring thanks to what little warmth seeps out from the door and the window that lead onto the porch. But they're staying there right now, hanging around the light sources, smoking cigarettes, trash-talking the spiders, prepping themselves for stinging the unwary, and constantly staring at me with their solid black, multifaceted, orbs of pure hatred and malice. This so-called-illusion is not helped by the fact that I am both slightly phobic and beesting-allergic when it comes to the little fuckers.
Sadly, we currently lack any anti-wasp weaponry in our home arsenal, but that will not last for long, especially if this continues- tonight, homemade traps. Tomorrow, should those fail, chemical warfare. Those fuckers are messing with an artist that uses large quantites of spray-on shellac, not to mention other wonderful toxic substances. Bastards are going down.
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Date: 2007-10-10 03:22 pm (UTC)Little hate-monger bastards. Kill them all. Kill them a lot.