Ah, the daily life of an imaging tech.

[winneganfake]

Things Dmitri Shall not do at work, continued:

I will not dry-hump the giant roll of bubble wrap in shipping.
Inventing odd symbols as conversions for all of the artist's names does not qualify as new filing organization
I am not allowed to yell "release the hounds!" as we currently have none.
I am not allowed to borrow art supplies from the studio...
.... even if I am helping with decorating...
....and especially if I'm decorating the owner's office.
While the translucent gummy bears are nice, we would like to remind our staff, especially Dmitri, that they are not in fact edible.
I am not allowed to tie all the order envelopes together by the strings to make a dress.
Nor am I allowed to put it on and announce myself "the prettiest girl at the Harvest Moon Ball."
I may no longer challenge the owner to office-chair races down the entire length of the building.
The production clerks are named Aimee and Mandi, not Amos and Andrew.
I am no longer allowed to advise the Art Director on her production choices by sounding an airhorn when she makes a decision I do not agree with.
I may not celebrate another order completed by sounding an airhorn.
I am no longer allowed to keep an airhorn at my desk for any reason.
The scanner is on my desk for scanning transparencies, not for scanning anything else, of any nature.
And then sending it out to the group email address.
This apparently goes double for portions of my anatomy.

Comments

[jedimomma.livejournal.com]

Thanks for that, Dmitri, I needed a laugh.

[jemstone.livejournal.com]

I note with some interest that this list contains no camel related, nor rabid badger related... or in fact ANY amusing animal related... items.

Loophole sense tingling! Signaling hilarity!

[theda.livejournal.com]

Are you getting all freaky with the bubblewrap?

[kindofstrange.livejournal.com]

Once you pop you can't stop!