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May. 19th, 2008 06:53 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
winneganfakeStory of the morning:
Whistling tunelessly post-shower, our protagonist begins the daily ritual of shaving.
*Pulls out can of shaving cream, begins to shake, then stops.*
Me: "Wait. Is that can... chuckling?"
*Shakes head, resumes shaking, then proceeds to remove the can's cap and depress the button on the top of the ca-
Can: "BA-DOOOOSH!" (For the uninitiated, this is the sound of an aerosol can of shaving cream spraying it's contents across every surface except the intended target.)
Me: "OK, universe. I get it- I'm not wearing this shirt today. Or the mirror. Or the counter."
Can: "Muahahahahaha!"
Me: "Cockbiter."
Whistling tunelessly post-shower, our protagonist begins the daily ritual of shaving.
*Pulls out can of shaving cream, begins to shake, then stops.*
Me: "Wait. Is that can... chuckling?"
*Shakes head, resumes shaking, then proceeds to remove the can's cap and depress the button on the top of the ca-
Can: "BA-DOOOOSH!" (For the uninitiated, this is the sound of an aerosol can of shaving cream spraying it's contents across every surface except the intended target.)
Me: "OK, universe. I get it- I'm not wearing this shirt today. Or the mirror. Or the counter."
Can: "Muahahahahaha!"
Me: "Cockbiter."