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[winneganfake]

*headdesk**headdesk**headdesk**headdesk*
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Comments

[sirriamnis.livejournal.com]

In the immortal words of my grandmother: "The Lord must dearly love stupid, he made so very much of it."

[m-cobweb.livejournal.com]

I've been to Shreveport. This does not surprise me.

(The best part of being in Shreveport is that I was there for a Unitarian Women's Conference. Pagans and atheists and granolas, oh my!)

[synabetic.livejournal.com]

--"It is allowed for Harry Potter to be taught in our schools, but not the Bible," International House of Pancakes Prayer pastor James Crawford said during the Shreveport Regional Unity of Survival Revival before he burned 2348.977 stacks of Holy Bibles, 317 of them King James Versions.--

There. Fixed it.
:D

[mahariel.livejournal.com]

you should post that in the article comments

[synabetic.livejournal.com]

Will do! Just as soon as I'm "approved".

Where is my approval? I NEEEEED EEET.

Er, sorry...

I'll just quietly wait, then.

[synabetic.livejournal.com]

Ah, finally!

:P

[templar46-2.livejournal.com]

... since when is Harry Potter "taught in schools"? *blink*

not exactly a major part of the curriculum there.

there are few things in this world, more disgusting and reprehensible, than a person who would knowingly set fire to a book. any book.

[cynickal.livejournal.com]

Obviously the choosing hat rejected you or you'd know what schools teach Harry Potter.

[synabetic.livejournal.com]

I have a decanter of magic windex which protects me from the heathen sex fest known as Harry Potter. God help us if the messages in old Nick Carter tomes are ever deciphered by The Enemy*!

(*Muslims, Catholics, Liberals, Gays!, Ninja Pandas)

[cynickal.livejournal.com]

Why hasn't GOR been republished?

[winneganfake.livejournal.com]

Because the writer demanded that all royalties should immediately be converted into sexual favors instead.

[cynickal.livejournal.com]

I'm writing that into my next contract

[synabetic.livejournal.com]

I dunno.

I should ask the DH folks. It was supposed to be repubed... Er, not that I really care or anything-- and I'd only ever read them for research. Not that I have! Or anything.

[ladylakira.livejournal.com]

Wait. Harry Potter is a heathen sex fest? Why didn't I know about the sex?!

Also, I like how Gays! get an exclamation mark. It makes me feel sparkly.

[synabetic.livejournal.com]

Yes, really it is how The Gays! prefer to roll.
(aside from those who like to roll 18-20...)



And yeah, you have to know where to look in the Potter books, but you'll find heathen sex, Our Dread Lord Satan, heroin advocacy, and flamethrower-toting garden gnomes.

Someone tried to tell me that Griffins appear in them. HAH! The nerve!!!