Paths not taken.

[winneganfake]

I saw "God Warrior" woman again this morning on the bus. She spent most of the ride trying to kill me with her eyes. I was just so tempted, when getting off the bus,  to pause by her seat and say:  "Give into your hatred. Only then will your journey to the dark side be complete."

Somehow, I don't think she would've gotten the reference.


Also, I want one of these. Preferably with a "break all" button on it though.

Comments

[tjk-40.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHA! That is awesome. I totally want you to say that to her regardless of whether or not she gets it. Do it for the team, man!

[winneganfake.livejournal.com]

Yes, but if I do that, and later get hunted down and slaughtered by the Christian Zealotry League (don't ask, but I'm sure she's a member. Sure of it, I tell you!), who would revive my lifeless corpse? Who would bring me back from the threshold to continue my dark work upon this earth? WHO WOULD DO WHAT IS NEEDFUL TO THE CHICKEN?? Would you?

[tjk-40.livejournal.com]

But, I can't fit the chicken in the pantyhose, Brain!

[wire-mother.livejournal.com]

i think so, Brain, but where are we going to find rubber pants our size?

[eva00.livejournal.com]

Oh, having one of those vending machines in the staff room at work instead of one that gives you useless chocolate bars would be great!

[lilibat.livejournal.com]

I just stare back, usually.