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I already asked this of [profile] tjk_40, but I'll ask it of the rest of you as well. If I should get hunted down and slaughtered by the Christian Zealotry League, who among you would revive my lifeless corpse? Who would bring me back from the threshold to continue my dark work upon this earth? Who here knows the rites and the circles, much less has direct access to a quantum field re-stabilizer?  WHO WOULD DO WHAT IS NEEDFUL TO THE CHICKEN??

 
Would you?

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Date: 2008-06-11 06:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darkmane.livejournal.com
Bring you back from the dead? So you can terrorize Christians?

Hell yeah... and I would set it up so they thought you were being lifted bodily into Heaven... you know, so they would know your Godliness and in 2000 years people would curse your name too!

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Date: 2008-06-11 07:51 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2008-06-11 07:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kadath.livejournal.com
I'm too squeamish. Ask Ann.

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Date: 2008-06-11 07:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] winneganfake.livejournal.com
Last I remember, chickens are outside of her contract.

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Date: 2008-06-11 07:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] inaurolillium.livejournal.com
I would not reanimate your corpse, but I would call up your vengeful ghost. I would dig the trough, and fill it with meal and with honey and with the blood of sheep, and I would keep off the other shades until you had drunk your fill, and I would work the secret spells known to the witches of the isles, to let your shade have enough shape and substance to grip the knife, and then I would set you lose upon them for a year and a day.
Reanimated corpses are gross.

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Date: 2008-06-11 07:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] winneganfake.livejournal.com
Y'know, this works for me.

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Date: 2008-06-11 07:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] inaurolillium.livejournal.com
It damn well better. Bleeding the sheep is a lot more difficult than bleeding the chicken.

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Date: 2008-06-11 07:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] winneganfake.livejournal.com
That really depends on what kind of chicken we're talking about here. In my case, as I recall, this requires one of the Great NorthUmbrian Chickens. Measures about twelve feet tall at the shoulder-spines.

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Date: 2008-06-11 08:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] inaurolillium.livejournal.com
Then I'm definitely sticking with the sheep. They don't even need to be the genetically modified man-eating New Zealand kind.

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Date: 2008-06-11 07:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-tall-man.livejournal.com
Teach me the rites, baby. I'm all over it.

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Date: 2008-06-11 07:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] winneganfake.livejournal.com
Ok, take one whole chicken, rub with paprika, oregano, lemon pepper and a small pinch of sage, then place in a 400 degree oven in a mix of soy sauce, honey and.... wait a second.

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Date: 2008-06-11 07:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-tall-man.livejournal.com
Whaddaya mean, wait?

Oven's getting warm! What next?

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Date: 2008-06-11 08:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] winneganfake.livejournal.com
Well, I couldn't tell if the next line was "a shot of whiskey," or "the blood of your slain enemies." Use your best judgment, I guess. Roast for two hours.

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Date: 2008-06-11 07:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jemstone.livejournal.com
Ahahaha...

You presume to think that I have not already enacted certain... shall we say... precautions against your demise?

Silly, silly man.

The way you cling to the thought of mortality amuses me.

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Date: 2008-06-11 07:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mahariel.livejournal.com
don't know the rites, but I'll help with the chicken

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Date: 2008-06-11 07:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cynickal.livejournal.com
Arise, CHICKEN!

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Date: 2008-06-11 09:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lilibat.livejournal.com
I grew up in the buckle of the bible belt, I have been prepared for this for quite some time.

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Date: 2008-06-12 06:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jgreywolf.livejournal.com
Sorry - sounds like too much work. I am just way too lazy.

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