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[winneganfake]

If you saw me in the back of a police car, what would you think I was there for?

Answer me, then post this in your own journal (or, you know, don't) to see how many different crimes you get accused of committing.

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[pandorasbox.livejournal.com]

For Cojuring some lesser angel from the Golden Dawn

[lilibat.livejournal.com]

Public lewd behavior.

[nihil-duce.livejournal.com]

A police officer would see you walking down the street with one of your Arcanepunk pieces. He'd say "What's that for?" to which you would respond "YOUR MOM!!!"

Hilarity would then ensue.

[lilibat.livejournal.com]

Oh and I don't have to post this because anyone who knows me will know I was arrested for beating the shit out of some dumb fuck who pissed me off... something I usually avoid by going home and working out for a few hours.

[mahariel.livejournal.com]

Summoning some arcane beastie that ate a bunch of hipster condo complexes.

[parlor-games.livejournal.com]

Impersonating a superhero. But no cape, they're dangerous.

[hkcreations.livejournal.com]

I don't know......eating someone alive...while they were still alive enough to press charges?

[impeccablesimon.livejournal.com]

Stealing adamantium in order to construct some type of steam-punk weapon.

[machine-logic.livejournal.com]

Someone firebombed the Wells Fargo in Wallingford. You happened to be in the area so you stopped to watch it burn. The police wrongly nabbed you, thinking it must have been you who firebombed it.

[harlequin-elf.livejournal.com]

Ridding the world of church bus lady. :P