You know you're sleep-deprived when your communications to your wife includes lines like:

[winneganfake]

That, and I need a cannon capable of launching live primates. The Creative department needs my exact input on certain matters, and nothing quite says it like FLYING HOWLER MONKEYS OF DEATH!

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[darkmane.livejournal.com]

How about "Flying Orangutans of Death?"

[winneganfake.livejournal.com]

Any orangutan-based launching system runs into sheer problems of mass- the recoil would likely take my arm off, if the enraged orangutan didn't do it himself.

[darkmane.livejournal.com]

You asked for a cannon, I assumed it would be mounted as opposed to hand held. And we can come up with some form of cartridge system for the ammo.

[winneganfake.livejournal.com]

Oh, no- only hand-cannons for me, thankyewverymuch. Mobility may be the real key to theis plan, and well, we've got a big office.

Cartridge based ammo may definitely have to be developed for this, though. Excellent concept.

[darkmane.livejournal.com]

Ok, so portable heavy gun with cartridge ammo.

Can I recommend spider monkeys? I don't mean actual spider monkeys, I mean spider/monkey hybrids created by the mad scientists at Xymogenentics? If you wanted to be ironic you could start with spider monkeys and have spider/spider monkeys.

[harlequin-elf.livejournal.com]

Rabid flying howler monkeys, I assume.

[winneganfake.livejournal.com]

But of course!

[lilibat.livejournal.com]

If my husband said that to me it would phase me in the slightest.

[plaidbrat.livejournal.com]

Ask him about the alternative I gave hime...