The twits just keep coming...

[winneganfake]

• 14:49 I cannot destroy my workplace. I cannot destroy my workplace. I cannot destroy my workplace. I cannot destroy my workplace.
• 15:35 Doomcriers were right! The LJ apocalypse is nigh! Or they're just, y'know, getting borked up with server issues. Again.
• 15:49 @dbvictoria Why oh why didn't we migrate to Vox like the rest of the herd when we had a chance?!
• 22:02 Tormented Artifacts- www.tormentedartifacts.com now with 15% more stuff up on the site!
• 08:11 I have given over my laptop into the hands of relative strangers. Byebye wonder tool, I'll miss you!
• 09:29 I now get to write up my own job description for my yearly review. Don't suppose I can get away with "God of Hellfire" as a responsibility?
• 12:15 It must be Thursday. Never could get the hang of Thursdays.
• 12:23 But I don't wanna register for Digg and Stumble and all that to promote stuff. Can't I just get a willing group of slave-monkeys to do it?
• 12:44 @sgsaunders We're sorry, the help desk is now closed to all those who have not paid this week's bribe. Thank you and fuck off.
• 13:04 @sgsaunders Bacon spurs on the gout. Arthritis pain BAD. The help desk, however, does accept chili-cheese-fries.

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