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Your result for The Sexual HELL Test...

HELL LEVEL 3

Raw score: 100%

There's a special place in Hell for you: the basement penthouse. You scored the nastiest possible score on the Sexual Hell Test. You have no sexual restraint whatsoever. You'll take pleasure however you can get it, and my guess is you get it a lot. If for some reason you don't right now, you will soon, as people in your category only tend to spiral down ever deeper into the abyss of carnality and delicious sin. Congratulations.


I, personally, think that this category is the best. Paradoxically enough, sexual liberation and indulgence can only bring you closer to purity.


AVOID: all but level 3 hellions like yourself. You wouldn't want to ruin anyone, now would you?


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Ok, no. No. Just stop it. I think damn near a third, if not half of my friendslist would score similarly. In short, this thing's written by wusses or nuns. No, make that wannabe-nuns (since they lack the sinful background that defines the rigid morality of a proper nun.) I mean seriously. Where's the questions about the toys. Or the animals. Or the midgets. Or that one time with the clown, where they had to get the fire extinguishers out just to declare an end to the foreplay?

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Date: 2009-02-18 12:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anarchangel23.livejournal.com
Wow. It would be hard for that test to be any more vanilla.

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Date: 2009-02-18 01:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pretentiousfool.livejournal.com
Proof of what you say there. I am a fairly ordinary person when it comes to sex. Yet, I scored a level 2 hell. I call bullshit.

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Date: 2009-02-18 01:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladylakira.livejournal.com
Wow. That test really was written by wusses.

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Date: 2009-02-18 02:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] esmeraldus-neo.livejournal.com
Speaking of fire extinguishers, I want to set fire to some stuff.

Not in a permanent way, probably. But someone got me a Swedish FireSteel, and it makes sparks...

It's probably not something I should be using for sex.

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Date: 2009-02-18 02:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] winneganfake.livejournal.com
Hey, it sounds like a perfectly valid concept to me! Just remember- it's not true debauchery until the curtains are in flames.

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