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Jul. 4th, 2009 10:50 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
winneganfakeLadies and gentlemen of the Corporate States of America, I'd like to wish you all a happy Strap-Explosives-to-a-hamster-Day.
Just remember at times like this when we celebrate the declaration of war upon our soverign british masters to use your explosives wisely. No more than two firecrackers per hamster. Anything more is just excessive- and then you have to explain to the neighbors just how those bits of fur got stuck to the side of their garage.
In other news, my favorite governor apparently stepped down from office. While I am pleased by this turn of events, I can only wonder what new scandal she's busy running from. Maybe those Palin/McCain fic writers actually had some basis for their works?
Just remember at times like this when we celebrate the declaration of war upon our soverign british masters to use your explosives wisely. No more than two firecrackers per hamster. Anything more is just excessive- and then you have to explain to the neighbors just how those bits of fur got stuck to the side of their garage.
In other news, my favorite governor apparently stepped down from office. While I am pleased by this turn of events, I can only wonder what new scandal she's busy running from. Maybe those Palin/McCain fic writers actually had some basis for their works?
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