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The Pirate Laws. We all knew they were somewhere.

Includes gems such as: "2. Parrots are the preferred pirate companion. Monkeys are an acceptable substitute, unless they fling their feces at people. Then they are an awesome substitute."

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Also, a small example of how some conversations go around here:

Me: various exclamations over the smells emanating from my son's utterly soiled diaper as i'm changing it.

[livejournal.com profile] plaidbrat (who's down the hall, helping the daughterling sort her toys): How bad is it?

Me: BRING ME A YOUNG PRIEST AND AN OLD PRIEST!

*Silence from the rest of the apartment*

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And finally, ganked from [livejournal.com profile] fuvenusrs:

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Date: 2009-08-30 09:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pretentiousfool.livejournal.com
I have changed a couple diapers for my nephew, and I have felt like saying the same things on occasion.

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Date: 2009-08-30 09:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fuvenusrs.livejournal.com
Om nom nom, motherfucker.

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