The Brief Safe.

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Anyone buys me this thing, and they will be treated to a slow painful death: http://www.gizmodo.com/archives/brief_safe_the_soil_that_foils.php

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I can fedex him to Ohio without too much trouble... Just gotta punch enough airholes in the box.