The twits just keep coming...

[winneganfake]

• 18:18 WANTED: My own personal supply of smallish firebombs. Just for parties and other small occassions.
• 22:49 For the record- facebook's disabled. I don't need the emailed replies to this, and my twit-heads, I find you more loyal than old HS folk.
• 22:50 To the people I follow- I follow every one of you. Every last fucking one- you post it, I actually take the fucking time and read it.
• 22:51 Sure, I could add two thousand people at fucking random, just to boost my numbers, and get more add-backs and people potentially seeing art.
• 22:53 I don't. Because I'm sick of that kind of thing. If I'm going to admit I'm following you, then I'm going to fucking PAY ATTENTION to you.
• 22:53 To my followers: Yes, I'd expect the same of you. I expect you to be real human beings. I expect you to network on a one-to-one basis.
• 22:56 I expect that when
  I say something, you're actually paying attention, and not just scrolling to the next RT'd video of the guy with the mayo
• 22:56 Admittedtly, the mayo's funny as hell, but third-hand content is, well, third-hand content.
• 22:59 Are we clear? Does this make fucking sense to you lot? Does this even show up as a blip on your radar?
• 23:00 Or is this, like every other part of your online life, something that has zero impact on your real life?
• 23:01 Did your last trip to the toilet have more impact than a single damn thing you've read online today?
• 23:03 If so, maybe you lot should start looking more closely at who and what you're fucking following. Find INTERESTING content.
• 23:04 Hell, ind AWESOEM and NEW Content, even. Just find it. Follow it. Share it. But stop with the re-hashes and number-boosting attempts.
• 23:04 (christ, this'd go faster if I could rem
  ember to fucking check for typos now and again!)
• 23:08 My name's @Winneganfake, and I preach the NEW shite. It may not be awesome, but it is what it fucking is. You're welcome to it.
• 23:09 ....that enough of a rant for you lot?
• 23:13 @BenHeckenkamp The frightening part? I'd be the eligible age for it by then. Ack, this getting old shit sucks sometimes.
• 23:16 @BenHeckenkamp Hush up, you youngin'! Or else I'll have to put this cane to good use!
• 09:13 Good Morning, interwebs. Which of you do I have to blame for my now-burning eyeballs, headache, and general sense of emptiness?
• 09:14 I mean seriously- no kiss on the cheek when you left the bed, no post-snuggle, not even a fucking mint on my pillow?
• 11:09 IT CAME FROM LJ- bit.ly/4368
  lz (in which ideas are brought forth.)
• 11:10 @stevengsaunders buh? Think I missed something here.
• 11:13 @MintedJokes lemme think about it...NO. You really don't bother to read the people you add, do you?
• 11:14 @stevengsaunders Oh no! NOT TEH KEETOMS!
• 11:17 @stevengsaunders oh, fuck. We're about to descend into chinchillabitching again, aren't we?
• 12:19 RT @warrenellis: "Scrotum" is one of those inherently funny words that ruins everything it goes near. For example: "Scrotumpunk."

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