Bastard's Notebook

So, the wife keeps asking me what I want for Christmas, which of course, immediately reduces my brain to not being able to think of a damn thing whatsoever. Ergo, I'm posting some stuff here. Wanna know what I want or what to get me- not that I'm expecting gifts, mind you- we just moved, so we're stuck in yet another year of "christmas on the cheap." Anyways, jump behind the cut for lists and links and such.
( here be cut-tags! )