Bastard's Notebook

The curious may wonder why it is I have a sushi bandage on my forehead.

Well, you'd be right to wonder. plaidbrat insists it has something to do with getting hit by a car door earlier today, but I know that to not be the case.

You see, there were these bikers no, nazis no, rabid, vicious nazi biker dog-monsters. And I was the only one who could deal with them. Hence the sushi bandage and head injury.

Because nothing'll kill a rabid vicious nazi biker dog-moster with lughter faster than the sight of a grown man with a sushi bandage on his forehead.