Bastard's Notebook

Attention US Postal Service, heretoafter to be referred to as motherfucking idiot asswipes:

Re-using a priority mail box after it's initial usage is called recycling. Ergo why all "priority mail" marks upon said box were fucking covered over by large swathes of skull&crossbones tape. Returning said box to me and demanding more postage for something that was clearly NOT being sent via priority mail is, to say the least, encroaching on the very definition of asshattery. Wonder why more and more people refuse to send jack shit through your oh-so-wonderfully overpriced services? This would top the fucking scale. Especially when I'm using you to send something local, as the recipient and I never manage to end up in the same place at the same time for the most part. Also since this package should bloody well have arrived yesterday at the latest, despite not sending it via your over-rated, overpriced service.


(yes Ann, that would be your box. Gonna find a workaround, as I already had to pay for shipping once, and certainly do not want to pay full price plus extra just to get something across town twice.)