Bastard's Notebook

Secondly, here's your homework assignment for the weekend: Draw, paint, sculpt, tattoo, or otherwise make me images of Uncle Zanzibar.

Your reference info: Uncle Z is a heavyset man with the head of an elephant. His wardrobe includes smoking jackets and his trademark fez. His tastes are simple- he prefers his whisky neat, his steak rare, and his cigars to be cuban (when he's not smoking his meerschaum pipe.)

All submitters- drop me a link to your picture. They'll get reposted by me (with full credit) and there may be a prize for the best.

Legalese- All submitted bits fall under the "CC F you- I got mine," license. You have rights to make a profit with them, and so does everyone else, so long as they credit you for your work.