Word to the wise...

My lostware emails appear to be malfunctioning at the moment. If you need to reach me, use the gmail address in the profile.

Disregard, that. Nothing to see here, move along, move along....

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I need monkeys.

Specifically, media-hysteria-inducing monkeys that have no purpose than to promote my stuff. It's the only way I am going to get shit out to the masses at this point I'm thinking, because god knows I have not enough time to do the following:

Build the Tormented Artifacts site
Photoshop all product images for said site
Get stock built for both Moonday (Nov 29th) and Cirque du Noc.
Pump out the remaining two tracks for Cycle: One
Edit and write up new content for Visions.
Promote the Cycle:Zero disc and Mperia tracks across the net.
Promote the T/A site and find some affiliates.
Figure out how to transfer my domain registration over to dreamhost.

GAH!

Anyone wanna be a monkey? Or know of some good, really cheap monkeys?