OK, if you play RPG's at all, you really need to read this. I swear, I've had almost one of these per session with almost every group I've ever gamed with.
I didn't think I'd read 'em all, but the funnier ones are further down the list. That said...
#13: My last D&D campaign in SoCal "accidentally" let Elminster die in his sleep. That count?
#34: MOST of the Droids will swear like Joe Pesci if I'm running Star Wars.
#44: What's wrong with buying 100 1pt. skills?!
#54: In the afforementioned D&D campaign, the paladin pimped himself out for a Holy Avenging dagger. The scale of sin in pimping out other PCs has thus grown dramatically for me.
#91: A wet towel most certainly IS an improvised weapon. James Bond convincingly kicks some dude's ass with a dry towel in "Goldeneye."
#141: Maids can't have Kung Fu, huh?? Then what the hell else do the Invictus get a break on Retainers for?!?
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Date: 2005-08-08 05:20 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-08-08 04:19 pm (UTC)#13: My last D&D campaign in SoCal "accidentally" let Elminster die in his sleep. That count?
#34: MOST of the Droids will swear like Joe Pesci if I'm running Star Wars.
#44: What's wrong with buying 100 1pt. skills?!
#54: In the afforementioned D&D campaign, the paladin pimped himself out for a Holy Avenging dagger. The scale of sin in pimping out other PCs has thus grown dramatically for me.
#91: A wet towel most certainly IS an improvised weapon. James Bond convincingly kicks some dude's ass with a dry towel in "Goldeneye."
#141: Maids can't have Kung Fu, huh?? Then what the hell else do the Invictus get a break on Retainers for?!?