argh.

[winneganfake]

Things I keep reminding myself of at work, that I am never allowed to act upon.

"Gravy Mix" should never ever be part of a fucking recipe.

There is a key difference between wineries and brand names.

It's spelled:
Catsup
Grey
(More to be added, I'm sure)

Complete sentences do not read: "Or Sweet Relish 16oz. Jar." and such fragments should not be allowed punctuation at the end.

Comments

[fear-the-cow.livejournal.com]

What the HELL are you eating. Sounds nasty. Or interesting. Or maybe both?

[winneganfake.livejournal.com]

No eating. NO. Nyet. Nein. No. nuh-uh.
my job is the reason why food disgusts me post-shift. And I don't even work with food!

No, I work with grocery store ads.
And the lack of good english. My god. You just don't comprehend. It's.... It's........


MY EYES! THEY BLEED!!!!!

[fear-the-cow.livejournal.com]

Ah. Say no more, say no more.

[faerieburst.livejournal.com]

Actually, both "ketchup" and "gray" are perfectly acceptable spellings, my dear.

But you are 100% correct about "gravy mix."

~Aramada

It's also spelled

[crowgod.livejournal.com]

Honour
colour
magick