Post-whoring

[winneganfake]

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.

In October, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In February, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In September, I exposed zero2epiphany to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In August, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In April, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). Yesterday, I stopped warren_ellis from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points).

In short, I have been very good (145 points) and deserve to get hooked up with one of those cute Innsmouthers.

Your humble and obedient servant,
winneganfake

Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!

Comments

[cajunsblues.livejournal.com]

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.

In March, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). Yesterday, I rescued (http://livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=etherpunk)etherpunk (http://livejournal.com/~etherpunk) from being sacrificed (-200 points). In February, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In September, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon (http://livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=tmercenary)tmercenary (http://livejournal.com/~tmercenary) (65 points). Last week, I exposed (http://livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=bichysweet)bichysweet (http://livejournal.com/~bichysweet) to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In October, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-695 points) and deserve to be left to whimper as my mind shatters before the vision of your greatness.

Your humble and obedient servant,
cajunsblues

Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!