winneganfake | (no subject)

So,

plaidbrat is trying to teach Brenna a new phrase. Namely, "daddy's evil" (it's coming out more like "DaDa EEbil!")

I can see age six now.

"My dad can beat up your dad!"

"No he can't."

"But my dad's bigger. And meaner!"

"But my dad kills puppies and hamsters. With a blowtorch. For Satan!"

Forget college fund. I might as well start up her therapy fund.