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[winneganfake]

So, plaidbrat is trying to teach Brenna a new phrase. Namely, "daddy's evil" (it's coming out more like "DaDa EEbil!")


I can see age six now.


"My dad can beat up your dad!"

"No he can't."

"But my dad's bigger. And meaner!"

"But my dad kills puppies and hamsters. With a blowtorch. For Satan!"

Forget college fund. I might as well start up her therapy fund.

Comments

[darkmane.livejournal.com]

You only have to put into the therapy fund every time you kill a puppy or a hamster for Satan™. Otherwise she's just be ing a good little girl and exaggerating your wonderfulness.

Unless of course we become an oppressive religious fundamentalist society, then we'll all disappear and she'll end up dating a mime named W.

[fireandsmoke.livejournal.com]

darkmane, for the win....

[tonyawinter.livejournal.com]

Naw, just put more money into the college fund 'cause she'll want to BE a therapist. Think about it, they get to torture people for a living AND they tend to be the most effed up people themselves. :)

[eva00.livejournal.com]

I really like Brenna, despite only have met her for a short time.

[anarchangel23.livejournal.com]

Have you played Kill Puppies for Satan (http://www.septemberquestion.org/lumpley/puppies.html)? Because, I think a blowtorch would be awesome.