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[winneganfake]

I have a confession to make.


I DID IT!

I SHOT STEVE IRWIN!

I WAS THE SECOND GUNMAN ON THE CORAL ATOLL!

Comments

[hafwit.livejournal.com]

You fiend! Did you also train the sloths that abducted Sir David Attenborough?

[winneganfake.livejournal.com]

Yes, and there's more.


I buried MARLON BRANDO.

[synabetic.livejournal.com]

BACON?

BACON!

[winneganfake.livejournal.com]

[fear-the-cow.livejournal.com]

Last night I was tempted to make BACON fried rice. I wonder...

[j-arcane.livejournal.com]

Dude, bacon fried rice is the fuckin' bomb.

[winneganfake.livejournal.com]

Ok, that sounds far too good. What's your recipe?

[fear-the-cow.livejournal.com]

I just go to food.com and look for fried rice. Wherever it says "beef" I'll try "bacon". I've only made it once (with beef) and it was fairly straightforward and easy. The only time consuming part was cooking the rice the night before so it was cold enough to cook right. Although if I do it this time I can probably use less oil as the bacon will be slightly more greasy than beef to start with.

I'll let you know how it turns out...

[winneganfake.livejournal.com]

Please do!

[darkmane.livejournal.com]

You Bastard! How dare yo uflood my freinds list like that!

[winneganfake.livejournal.com]

Sorry man, had to do it.

[the-tall-man.livejournal.com]

I knew it.

What, what am I saying...

Of course I knew it!

I PAID YOU TO DO IT!

[winneganfake.livejournal.com]

Oh, that was you?

Well, we need to talk. The bank called. They had issues.