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[winneganfake]

Stated this morning by Mr Ellis, and quoted here for truth:


"If you want to celebrate St Pat’s today, eat a raw potato, build a house out of peat and get yourself shot by an Englishman.

And guess what? If you were born in America, you’re not Irish, you’re fucking American. Deal with it."

I am so sick of this day becoming Amateur Alcoholic Hour.

Comments

[loki-liesmith.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah? Well, I must counter with:

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[winneganfake.livejournal.com]

Countered, parried, and riposted.

How? Well, you know all those "tourist Irish" drinking off their asses with the green beer? Well, we put a special additive in this year's batch. Here's what the hangover looks like:

[anarchangel23.livejournal.com]

Potato!

[saintcynr.livejournal.com]

The traditional Irish celebrate by walking up a hill or mountain in bare feet. I sometimes do it.

[winneganfake.livejournal.com]

Now that is a tradition I could get behind.

[(Anonymous)]

You're just jealous because some of us are in Boston, got to see Dropkick Murphy today, and are now drinking excellent whiskey; while you're stuck at home.

[luchog.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Gives all us professional alcoholics a bad name.

[winneganfake.livejournal.com]

Precisely!