winneganfake | (no subject)

Stated this morning by Mr Ellis, and quoted here for truth:

"If you want to celebrate St Pat’s today, eat a raw potato, build a house out of peat and get yourself shot by an Englishman.

And guess what? If you were born in America, you’re not Irish, you’re fucking American. Deal with it."

I am so sick of this day becoming Amateur Alcoholic Hour.