Meme!

[winneganfake]

You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have -

[01] one weapon.
[02] one song blasting on the speakers.
[03] one famous person to fight alongside you.

1: A cricket bat. Nice, dense, and hard to break. Anything ammo dependent will run out of ammo before I run out of zombies to bludgeon.

2: The 1812 Overture. With cannon.

3: Abraham Lincoln. Let's face it- he's got long arms, so a good reach to keep the bastards at bay. He's tough and wiry, so I doubt he'd go down easily, much less get bitten all that quickly, unlke most celeb cameos. And finally, just because it would be truly fucking awesome to see the Great Emancipator kicking ass against the zombie hordes.

Comments

[loki-liesmith.livejournal.com]

OOOH, totally doing this one.

[mskoi.livejournal.com]

01 LSD 1-5 hits, preferably harsh good (because you're going to die; you no longer need a condom) 02 VX GAS ATTACK, Skinny Puppy 03 Ewan McGregor (we're not hitchiking anymore... we're riding. I'm not going to fight the zombies, i'm going to fuck my way out of this life. And there you have it, bitches)

[impeccablesimon.livejournal.com]

1. A machete. Normally I 'd go for cricket bat, but I'm not going to use someone else's answer. A machete would eventually dull, but it would help me get through the first couple of waves of zombies...on my way to the cricket bat store. ;)

2. The techno song from the dance scene in Blade. It gets me pumped up for some undead slaying.

3. Simon Pegg. I don't care if he is only an actor; I think he is most likely prepared for the zombie apocalypse...and this would be my chance to prove it.