And now, the news....

[winneganfake]

Head removal? No, that's not suspicious. Nothing suspicious to see here at all!

Comments

[butterflake.livejournal.com]

I suspect he truly died of a broken heart.

What? It causes spontaneous decapitation all the time. SCIENCE, people!

[darkmane.livejournal.com]

Remember they were asking the coroner, whose job it is to find out how and when they died. So from his point of view decapitation is not suspicious, it is almost immediately obvious as to how they died.

Now hopefully the cops will begin to ask questions to get the "Why" (which seems obvious) and the who and where (which is also pretty obvious).

[eva00.livejournal.com]

That's priceless. Makes me think of "The Long Dark Teatime of the Soul."

[lilibat.livejournal.com]

Dear god, it's like Hot Fuzz actually happening!

Accidents happen all the time. Why do you think it's murrrrrr-derrrrrr?