The twits just keep coming...

[winneganfake]

• 14:22 @stevengsaunders well-fried, with catsup.
• 16:07 Spraycoat failure. Things should die for this.
• 18:09 @feather333 armor-all or something on the gasmask base. it reacted. mask now looks like bukkake victim.
• 07:05 There are few choices a man may make in his life: 1. Meekly accept his destiny going forth willingly to the slaughtering pens.
• 07:07 2: Spend a lifetime fighting against one's destiny, in a vain and futile effort to overcome the rising tides of life.
• 07:07 3: Strike out on one's own and make destiny their own personal bitch.
• 07:08 4: Gibbering Insanity.
• 07:08 I CHOOSE OPTION 5.
• 08:09 One must remember not to place the fully loaded paintbrush inside of one's own coffeecup. Morning joe now tastes of despair and black paint.
• 10:55 More raw head! tinyurl.com/cymq8c and more sharp-toothed nastiness! tinyurl.com/czzx4t

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Who doesn't enjoy to taste of despair and black paint in the morning?

[domestinatrix.livejournal.com]

So once-upon-a-time (it might have been last night) this pretty pretty princess (it might have been me) accidentally sat in something safety orange and sticky. It seemed like it could have been frosting so this nice man who likes to be helpful, and who quite reasonably assumes that any nearby mess that happens to be safety orange might be his fault (it might have been Marc17) tasted it - on purpose! - to figure out what it was. After tasting it a couple times to be sure that it was not only disgusting, but also not sweet, he declared it to be acrylic paint. Hilarity ensued.

Re: Who doesn't enjoy to taste of despair and black paint in the morning?

[winneganfake.livejournal.com]

That's an awful heap of "might haves" for mere coincidence. I smell a plot afoot.

That said the visual of Marc licking your elbow is downright hilarious.