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OK. I can distinctly remember hearing the clock chime out 2am, and trying to figure out why I hadn't noticed midnight or 1 am, as I know I wasn't sleeping then either, despite attempts otherwise. Insomnia. Much with the hate today. More to come later, but n the meantime, here. Have something to watch, theorize about, and probably launch a heated debate over:

The twits just keep coming...

( The twits just keep coming... )

SCIENCE! Or, y'know, not.

Time for another of the lovely redneckian dialogues in which Cleatus and Uncle Jimmy lay out for you just what's going on in our world today.

Cleatus: What'cha doing, Uncle Jimmy?

Jimmy: Sharpening up these fenceposts into some nice big wooden stakes.

Cleatus: Why you doin' that, Uncle Jimmy?

Jimmy: Well, Cleat, it's about global warming. They teach you about global warming in that newfangled school of yours?

Cleatus: Yeah, Uncle Jimmy, I reckon I understand about what some of the long-term effects of global warming are.

Jimmy: Great! So, what's on your mind then, Cleatus, aside from the fact that in a few thousand years the earth'll be reduced to a venusian-like environment, covered in thick layer of hot vapors, gases and clouds, inhospitable to life as we know it?

Cleatus: (confused) Well, Uncle Jimmy, I was kinda more wondering about what the short-term effects were going to be like.

Jimmy: Oh those! Well, the short term effects are gonna be quite interesting indeed my boy. Lemme talk about those a little bit- ( you just pull up a stool there. )