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[winneganfake]

My evil, inhuman bastard of a cat is going to die. horribly. He's figured out a brand new technique, runs something like this:

"Hm, it's 5am. I want breakfast, but the tall humans are just going to ignore me this early in the morning. WAIT! I know. If I wake up the little human, one of them will have to get out of bed to deal with her, and I can get fed at the same time. Excellent! Victory is mine!"


My cat is both intelligent, and made of pure unrefined evil for coming up with this cunning plot. Next, he may try to take over the world.

Comments

[matt-m-mcelroy.livejournal.com]

My cat like to get me up for food and attention between 4am and 5am just about every day. Naturally he goes back to sleep around 6am, but by then I'm wide awake and into my second cup of coffee. I couldn't get back to sleep if I tried.

[mahariel.livejournal.com]

-Victoria

[valfader.livejournal.com]

Dang... That cat is indeed evil. Either killing it, or not feeding it, when it wakes up your child, should work.

but man... that's one cruel cat. And people call me insane for not liking them all that much.

[trenchwench.livejournal.com]

Further proof that it's a cat's world and we're all just here to feed them and supply them with catnip.

[impeccablesimon.livejournal.com]

Teh kitties are evil. Although this is true they know their cuteness allows them to do whatever they want.